i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due
|Before i get in the shower:||i don't feel like doing this|
|When i'm in the shower:||sweet jesus this is amazing i don't wanna leave|
|When i get out the shower:||why do i have to wear clothes|
I can’t honestly be the only one who gets really disappointed if their calendar picture for the month of their birthday is rubbish, right?
i have been waiting for this post my whole life
not bad, since in high school, it was closer to a 14 minute mile.
When I die, I want to be buried with sunglasses on and my hands behind my head. So when I deteriorate, I’ll be the chillest skeleton in the graveyard.