what the fuck ever.

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recalled pencils from a 90’s anti drug campaign

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no but seriously, what am i looking at?


so apparently, as of yesterday, april 18, i’ve been on tumblr for exactly four years.

where has the time gone?

thanks to everybody who’s followed me in those four years and an even bigger thanks to those of you who actually stuck around!

you da best! 



Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays, Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg